“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” ~~ Steven Wright
Humor
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~~ Groucho Marx
“The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.” ~~ Martha Beck
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~~ Will Rogers
Submitted by Mary in LV.
“The only person that got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.” ~~ Anonymous
Submitted by Robby.
“I’ve decided that the stuff falling through the cracks is confetti and I’m having a party!” ~~ Betsy Cañas Garmon
Submitted by Joann Barnett.
