Humor

 

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~~ Will Rogers

Filed under: Determination,  Humor,  Limits,  Will Rogers
 

“Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, ‘Why not?’ and the other, ‘Why bother?'” ~~ Sydney J. Harris


Filed under: Age,  Humor,  Sydney J. Harris
 

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” ~~ Mark Twain

Filed under: Health,  Humor,  Mark Twain
 

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.” ~~ Milton Berle


Filed under: Humor,  Milton Berle
 

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” ~~ Milton Berle

Filed under: Humor,  Milton Berle
 

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~~ Groucho Marx


Filed under: Groucho Marx,  Humor,  Reading
 

“If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” ~~ Ludwig Wittgenstein

Filed under: Humor,  Intelligence,  Ludwig Wittgenstein
 

“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley

Filed under: Elvis Presley,  Humor
 

“Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?'” ~~ Robin Williams

Filed under: Humor,  Parenting,  Robin Williams
 

“The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.” ~~ Martha Beck

Filed under: Children,  Humor,  Martha Beck