Humor

 

“Two rights don’t equal a left.” ~~ Roald Dahl, The BFG

Filed under: Humor,  Roald Dahl,  Wisdom
 

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” ~~ Steven Wright


Filed under: Attitude,  Choices,  Humor,  Limits,  Steven Wright
 

“Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for.” ~~ Ogden Nash

Filed under: Children,  Humor,  Ogden Nash
 

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~~ Will Rogers


Filed under: Determination,  Humor,  Limits,  Will Rogers
 

“Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, ‘Why not?’ and the other, ‘Why bother?'” ~~ Sydney J. Harris

Filed under: Age,  Humor,  Sydney J. Harris
 

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” ~~ Mark Twain


Filed under: Health,  Humor,  Mark Twain
 

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.” ~~ Milton Berle

Filed under: Humor,  Milton Berle
 

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” ~~ Milton Berle

Filed under: Humor,  Milton Berle
 

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~~ Groucho Marx

Filed under: Groucho Marx,  Humor,  Reading
 

“If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” ~~ Ludwig Wittgenstein

Filed under: Humor,  Intelligence,  Ludwig Wittgenstein