“Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn’t sign your name you’d have to pay cash. ” ~~ Rita Mae Brown

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“Two rights don’t equal a left.” ~~ Roald Dahl, The BFG

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“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley

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“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” ~~ Mark Twain

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“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” ~~ Steven Wright

Filed under: Attitude,  Choices,  Humor,  Limits,  Steven Wright

“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright

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“The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.” ~~ Martha Beck

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“Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, ‘Why not?’ and the other, ‘Why bother?’” ~~ Sydney J. Harris

Filed under: Age,  Humor,  Sydney J. Harris

“Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for.” ~~ Ogden Nash

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“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright

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