“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” ~~ Milton Berle

Filed under: Humor,  Milton Berle

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~~ Groucho Marx

Filed under: Groucho Marx,  Humor,  Reading

“If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” ~~ Ludwig Wittgenstein

Filed under: Humor,  Intelligence,  Ludwig Wittgenstein

“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley

Filed under: Elvis Presley,  Humor

“Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?'” ~~ Robin Williams

Filed under: Humor,  Parenting,  Robin Williams

“The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.” ~~ Martha Beck

Filed under: Children,  Humor,  Martha Beck

“Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.” ~~ Tim Berners-Lee

Filed under: Dreams,  Humor,  Tim Berners-Lee

“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright

Filed under: Experience,  Humor,  Steven Wright

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~~ Steven Wright

Filed under: Attitude,  Humor,  Steven Wright

“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright

Filed under: Humor,  Reading,  Steven Wright