Humor

 

“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley

Filed under: Elvis Presley,  Humor
 

“Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?’” ~~ Robin Williams


Filed under: Humor,  Parenting,  Robin Williams
 

“The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.” ~~ Martha Beck

Filed under: Children,  Humor,  Martha Beck
 

“Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.” ~~ Tim Berners-Lee


Filed under: Dreams,  Humor,  Tim Berners-Lee
 

“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright

Filed under: Experience,  Humor,  Steven Wright
 

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~~ Steven Wright


Filed under: Attitude,  Humor,  Steven Wright
 

“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright

Filed under: Humor,  Reading,  Steven Wright
 

“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” ~~   Mark Twain

Filed under: Attitude,  Enthusiasm,  Humor,  Mark Twain
 

“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” ~~ Regina Brett

Filed under: Happiness,  Humor,  Inspiration,  Regina Brett
 

“Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn’t sign your name you’d have to pay cash. ” ~~ Rita Mae Brown

Filed under: Education,  Humor,  Rita Mae Brown