Humor

 

“Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.” ~~ Tim Berners-Lee

Filed under: Dreams,  Humor,  Tim Berners-Lee
 

“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright


Filed under: Experience,  Humor,  Steven Wright
 

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~~ Steven Wright

Filed under: Attitude,  Humor,  Steven Wright
 

“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright


Filed under: Humor,  Reading,  Steven Wright
 

“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” ~~   Mark Twain

Filed under: Attitude,  Enthusiasm,  Humor,  Mark Twain
 

“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” ~~ Regina Brett


Filed under: Happiness,  Humor,  Inspiration,  Regina Brett
 

“Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn’t sign your name you’d have to pay cash. ” ~~ Rita Mae Brown

Filed under: Education,  Humor,  Rita Mae Brown
 

“Two rights don’t equal a left.” ~~ Roald Dahl, The BFG

Filed under: Humor,  Roald Dahl,  Wisdom
 

“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley

Filed under: Elvis Presley,  Humor
 

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” ~~ Mark Twain

Filed under: Health,  Humor,  Mark Twain