“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” ~~ Milton Berle
Filed Under: Humor, Milton Berle
“Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.” ~~ Tim Berners-Lee
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~~ Groucho Marx
“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~~ Steven Wright
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” ~~ Steven Wright
“Laughter is an instant vacation.” ~~ Milton Berle
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.” ~~ Steven Wright
