“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.” ~~ Steven Wright
Filed Under: Humor, Steven Wright
“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley
“Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.” ~~ Albert Camus
“Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn’t sign your name you’d have to pay cash. ” ~~ Rita Mae Brown
“Ask the young. They know everything.” ~~ Joseph Joubert
“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” ~~ Regina Brett
“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” ~~ Mark Twain
“Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?'” ~~ Robin Williams
