“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” ~~ Mark Twain
Filed Under: Attitude, Enthusiasm, Humor, Mark Twain
“Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying ‘I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.’ The other is ‘You want fries with that?'” ~~ Robin Williams
“The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.” ~~ Martha Beck
“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright
“Two rights don’t equal a left.” ~~ Roald Dahl, The BFG
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” ~~ Steven Wright
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~~ Will Rogers
“Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for.” ~~ Ogden Nash
