“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley
Filed Under: Elvis Presley, Humor
“Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.” ~~ Albert Camus
“Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn’t sign your name you’d have to pay cash. ” ~~ Rita Mae Brown
“Ask the young. They know everything.” ~~ Joseph Joubert
“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” ~~ Regina Brett
“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” ~~ Mark Twain
“The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.” ~~ Martha Beck
“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright
