“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” ~~ Steven Wright
Filed Under: Humor, Steven Wright
“Laughter is an instant vacation.” ~~ Milton Berle
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.” ~~ Steven Wright
“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley
“Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.” ~~ Albert Camus
“Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn’t sign your name you’d have to pay cash. ” ~~ Rita Mae Brown
“Ask the young. They know everything.” ~~ Joseph Joubert
“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” ~~ Regina Brett
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