“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~~ Groucho Marx
Filed Under: Groucho Marx, Humor, Reading
“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~~ Steven Wright
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” ~~ Steven Wright
“Laughter is an instant vacation.” ~~ Milton Berle
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.” ~~ Steven Wright
“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” ~~ Elvis Presley
“Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.” ~~ Albert Camus
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