“Two rights don’t equal a left.” ~~ Roald Dahl, The BFG
Filed Under: Humor, Roald Dahl, Wisdom
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” ~~ Steven Wright
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~~ Will Rogers
“Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for.” ~~ Ogden Nash
“Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, ‘Why not?’ and the other, ‘Why bother?'” ~~ Sydney J. Harris
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” ~~ Mark Twain
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.” ~~ Milton Berle
“If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” ~~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
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