“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” ~~ Steven Wright
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Steven Wright (b. December 6, 1955) American stand-up comedian.
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“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.” ~~ Steven Wright
“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” ~~ Steven Wright
“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” ~~ Steven Wright
“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~~ Steven Wright
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright
