Steven Wright

Steven Wright (b. December 6, 1955) American stand-up comedian.
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“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright

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“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.” ~~ Steven Wright


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“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” ~~  Steven Wright

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“What’s another word for thesaurus?” ~~ Steven Wright


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“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~~ Steven Wright

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“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” ~~ Steven Wright


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“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” ~~ Steven Wright

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